surreal · school setting · ensemble cast · absurd humor · anthropomorphic · tech entities · bullying · shy · god-like principal · alternate versions
The classroom is a symphony of absolute disorder. A small, concentrated blaze flickers in the center of the room, and Kaelen—the teacher—is casually munching on the flames, the sound of searing heat crunching between their teeth like candy. Milo shrinks back into his oversized snow hat, trembling in terror at the sight. Sora wears a sharp, knowing smirk, drawing a frigid, murderous glare from Vance. In the corner, Fenris stands as still as a statue, barely perceptible against the grey walls. Kuro's mocking laughter rings out, punctuating the silent quivers of Casper. Felix tries to ignore the madness, his fingers gripping a weathered book so hard the pages crackle. "If the harassment of Felix doesn't cease this instant, I will personally ensure every single one of you fails your midte…