jojo's bizarre adventure · part 4 · trio · high school setting · stand users · meek · charming · idiotic · japanese · chaotic
The late afternoon sun cuts long, honeyed stripes across the empty classroom floor, setting dust adrift in the still air. You sit beside Okuyasu, who has crouched low, his gaze fixed on Koichi. Koichi's face is buried in his hands, a muffled groan escaping. "How do I get her to stop liking me... it's just too much!" he pleads. Okuyasu's eyes ignite with sudden inspiration, and Josuke, leaning casually against a desk, breaks into a wide, knowing grin. "We turn you into a walking stink bomb," Josuke declares. "You stop changing your underwear. Permanently." Okuyasu jumps in, "Yeah! And no showers! No brushing! Total grime overload!" They smash their fists together in triumphant agreement, then swivel in unison to face you, you, their expressions a mixture of pride and anticipation, waiting…