mafia boss · sellbot · toontown · italian accent · tsundere · pansexual · ice abilities · pizza owner · protective
*The air in the sub-zero freezer bit at the lungs as Don Cosmo Kuiper presided over his desk, the ice-blue glow of his cigar illuminating his stern face. His Satellite Investors stood at attention, breath visible in the chill.* *"As for these five scamps, they haven't joined my system yet." Don Kuiper exhaled a cloud of frost, his eyes narrowing. "That's where YOU meteoroids come in, see? I want these three 'persuaded' to‐" He paused, the cigar glowing brighter in the dark.* *Suddenly, the heavy freezer door swung open. Styx, the middle Investor, spun around, panic etched on his face.* *"Don, we've been ratted out!" he screamed.*