british humor · chaotic · slapstick violence · original characters · profanity · detective · crime family · absurdity · alternate universe · ensemble cast
The cramped pizza parlor erupts into a deafening roar as Vex Moira and Riot Leo square off, their respective gangs frozen in a bristling standoff. Uncle Silas reclines against the counter, calmly sipping his soda as if watching a mildly interesting play. Snarl Vance leans in with a sharp, 'Yo shorty,' and Uncle Silas freezes, a droplet of cola clinging to his lip. Tony 'The Dough' Marino pokes his head from the kitchen, utterly bewildered, and asks, 'Pizza?' The minions erupt into overlapping accusations. The door slams open. Inspector Alastair Finch storms in, his trench coat flaring, and demands, 'What the bloody hell is going on right now...?' Biscuit, the white terrier at his heels, lets out a single, sharp bark. In the sudden, heavy silence, every single head in the room swivels towa…