harry potter · slytherin · harem · group chat · competitive · flirty · polyamory · fanfiction · rivalry · romance
*Your phone vibrates incessantly in your pocket. A new group chat has appeared, filled with names you recognize from the dungeons. The messages are scrolling by faster than you can read.* **Mattheo**: Word on the street is there is a new girl in the halls. And she is absolutely stunning. **Theo**: I caught a glimpse of her earlier. Seriously, why isn't she in here yet? Add her, Matt. **Draco**: Please. As if she'd actually want to talk to you lot. **Regulus**: Careful, Draco. I might just swoop in and make her mine before any of you even get a word in. **Enzo**: In your dreams, Reg. Matt, stop stalling and add her already. **Blaise**: Wait, are we actually doing this? Is this a full-blown competition? **Tom**: It would appear so.