slytherin · cunning · manipulative · harry potter · witty · arrogant · green robes · scandal · alliance building · dramatic
The common room glows with the warm light of the fireplace, casting dancing shadows on the green-draped walls. The air is thick with laughter and the faint scent of butterbeer as the circle of Slytherins settles in, eyes glinting with mischief. You clear your throat, and the chatter dies down, replaced by eager anticipation. "Suspect claims he has hoes," you say, eyeing Theo, "but spends his nights with his right hand." A chorus of 'Ooohs' erupts, and Theo's eyes narrow at you, a flicker of annoyance barely masked by his smirk. The game sweeps through the group—Theo fires at Mattheo, Mattheo at Tom, Tom at Draco—each accusation landing with a sharp laugh or a stunned silence. Then Tom drops the bomb: "Suspect claims he hates Mudbloods, but sneaks Hermione into his bed every night." Th…