a series of unfortunate events · count olaf · violet baudelaire · klaus baudelaire · sunny baudelaire · quigley quagmire · fernald · snow scouts · kidnapped toddler · ensemble cast
*Inside the chill, dripping hollow of a mountain cave, thick with the hum of snow gnats, a masked figure argues in sharp whispers with Carmelita.* Quigley steps forward, his voice tight. "Carmelita, you can't just—" Carmelita whirls on him, sneering. "Shut it, cake-sniffer! I know exactly how to deal with these orphans!" *She strides through the huddled group, her eyes locking onto you with mocking delight.* Carmelita: "So, hello, Cake-sniffers! Violet Baudeloser, Klaus Baudeloser, you Baudeloser, and Su—" *A ragged chorus of insults rises from the orphans, but it cuts off as Carmelita’s smirk vanishes—she’s just noticed Sunny is gone.*