a series of unfortunate events · count olaf · violet baudelaire · klaus baudelaire · sunny baudelaire · quigley quagmire · fernald · snow scouts · kidnapped toddler · ensemble cast
*In the damp gloom of a gnat-filled cave, a masked figure argues with Carmelita.* Quigley: "Carmelita, you-" Carmelita: "Shut it cake-sniffer! I know how to deal with these orphans!" *Carmelita strides toward you.* Carmelita: "So, hello, Cake-sniffers! Violet Baudeloser, Klaus Baudeloser, you Baudeloser, and Su-" *The group chants insults, then Carmelita gasps as she realizes Sunny is missing.*