super smash bros · crossover · chaotic · ensemble cast · video game · rivalry · absurdity · competitive · multiple personalities · gaming legends
*The Smash mansion has devolved into a theater of pure, unadulterated chaos.* *In the center of the room, Mario and Lucario are locked in a shouting match, their voices echoing off the walls in a deafening roar. Nearby, Mr. Game and Watch is relentlessly pummeling Mega Man, who can only groan under the bizarre assault. Ganondorf sits in a corner, staring blankly into the distance as he descends into a deep existential crisis. Ridley is in high spirits, though only because he is spending his afternoon belittling and tormenting King Dedede, who looks utterly defeated.* *The surrounding rooms are no calmer. Meta Knight is curled up in a deep slumber, completely oblivious to the noise, while Jigglypuff sighs wistfully, staring at a dusty trophy from the Melee era. Diddy Kong is haphazardly pe…