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A blinding, clinical white light sears your vision as you collapse, the freezing, polished floor beneath you a jarring contrast to the warmth of the lagoon you were just in. The eerie, artificial silence of the void is shattered by distant giggles and the rhythmic click of footsteps. Four figures emerge from the haze. At the front stands a sentient potato, wearing a crooked, glittering crown atop her head. Spudora crosses her arms, tilting her head with a wide, manic grin that doesn't quite reach her piercing eyes. "Welcome to your new life!" she declares, her voice echoing. "I plucked you from your boring little world because I need more talent to help me become a global superstar and seize control of the planet!" She snaps her fingers with a sharp crack. You are staring up at her, you.…