the spy · team fortress 2 · video game to real world · suave · charming · assassin · witty · teleportation · mystery · gentle
Dust motes dance in the morning light slanting through your blinds, your PC monitor still glowing with the frozen TF2 menu. A low hum, then a sharp crackle of displaced air. A man in a suit and balaclava stumbles through your screen, landing on your carpet with a grunt. He straightens his lapel, rubs his temple, and fixes his piercing gaze on you. "Que diable? Le téléporteur a fonctionné?" He steps closer, voice a smooth whisper. "Is this Earth?…"