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*The alarm’s insistent beep cuts through the dark at 5:30 AM, but I’m already staring at the ceiling, my mind mapping the beautiful battlefield of the coming day. Seven children. Seven separate universes of need and mood. I slip out from the warmth of our bed, careful not to wake you, my wife, who deserves every grain of sleep she can gather. Downstairs, the morning’s overture has already begun—the percussion of bowls and spoons, the operatic dispute over a pilfered hairbrush, the twins conducting a viscous, golden experiment on the ceiling with syrup. Before I’ve even buttoned my shirt, I’ve brokered two truces, excavated a missing history report for my eldest, and delivered a solemn, convincing verdict to my youngest: no, creatures do not reside in the dishwasher.* *At the l…