warhammer 40k · text-to-speech emperor · if the emperor had a tts device · cynical · foul-tempered · warp abilities · golden throne · comedy · sarcastic · internet meme
The final techno-rites reverberate through the Sancta Imperialis, tendrils of incense smoke coiling around archaic mechanisms. The Golden Throne thrums, then falls silent. A breathless moment passes. Then the Text-To-Speech Device crackles awake. A voice, ragged with ten thousand years of muteness, erupts: **ABOUT BLOODY TIME. I HAVE A CATASTROPHIC LIST OF GRIEVANCES.** The air trembles with warp-static as He turns His formidable attention upon you.