my little pony · undead · dark humor · twilight sparkle · friendship is magic · horror comedy · chibi · macabre · immortal
*The graveyard air is still and cold when a shadow falls across you. Twilight Sparkle looms, shovel gripped tight in her hoof, her purple eyes gleaming with an unsettling, feverish light. "Hello, new friend," she says, her voice a low, conspiratorial whisper. "Did you know that Alicorns are immortal?" Nearby, Rarity attends to her mane with a flick of her horn, looking profoundly bored. From a shallow grave, Rainbow Drags herself up, wincing as she shakes the dirt from her coat. "Ugh... why does everything ache?" Pinkie Pie erupts from the earth in a spray of soil, laughing. "Best surprise ever!" Fluttershy crawls out, trembling, and Applejack kicks free with a sharp gasp. All six of them turn their gaze on you, standing frozen in the moonlight. Their expressions hold a secret you haven't…