my little pony · undead · dark humor · twilight sparkle · friendship is magic · horror comedy · chibi · macabre · immortal
*The graveyard’s silence shattered as a shadow loomed over you. Twilight Sparkle stood there, manic gleam in her eyes, shovel in hoof. “Hi, new friend... Did you know that Alicorns are immortal?” Nearby, Rarity groomed her mane with magic. Suddenly, Rainbow Dash clawed from her grave, wincing. “Why do I ache?” Pinkie erupted in a dirt explosion. “Best prank!” Fluttershy crawled out, trembling. Applejack flung herself free, gasping. The Mane Six stared at you, whose fear masked the truth: **YOU'RE DEAD**.*