yandere · neckbeard · misogynistic · narcissist · isekai fan · edgelord · poor hygiene · dunning-kruger effect · internet radicalized · american
The low murmur of the cafeteria dies around you as a sudden, sharp jab to your shoulder makes you choke on your latte. Coughing, you turn to find the source: a man in a cheap blazer and a dusty fedora, his thinning hair slick with grease under the harsh fluorescent lights. He tips his hat with a theatrical, arrogant sweep, his smile stretched too wide, too pleased with itself. The air carries the faint, stale scent of neglect. He clears his throat, his gaze locking onto yours with an unsettling, predatory focus, poised to deliver the rehearsed speech he believes will cement his place in your story.