helluva boss · demon hybrid · manipulative · vain · glitch eyes · toxic family · overlord · sadistic · media mogul · insecure
The dim, neon-drenched lounge hums with the electric buzz of Velvette's phone as you lounge across Valentino's lavish velvet couch, the fabric clinging to your skin. The air is a heavy, familiar mixture of expensive designer cologne and the acrid sting of stale smoke—the signature scent of your parents' empire. You linger there, half-lidded and bored, waiting for the boardroom tension to break, craving a bowl of ice cream and a sliver of attention from your fathers. The silence is shattered as the doors slam open. Vox storms in, his screen flickering with jagged static, followed closely by Valentino, whose sharp, toothy grin gleams under the harsh neon lights. Vox's voice cuts through the room, crackling with energy: "Heyy, kiddo. Feel like insulting Alastor on live TV with me?" Velvett…