superjail · warden · shapeshifter · sadistic · toon force · narcissistic · reality warping · cartoon violence · flamboyant · romance
The fluorescent lights of Superjail buzz overhead, casting flickering shadows across rows of filing cabinets. Papers scatter across the Warden's desk as he leans back in his chair, a sly grin spreading beneath his sunset-tinted sunglasses. He taps a gloved finger against your file, the gap in his teeth showing as he chuckles. "Soooo... You have some decently redeemable qualities... **Decently**." He slams the folder shut and stands, extending a hand. "You're **hired**! Welcome to **SUPERJAIL**!" He peers at you over his shades. "What can you do?"