theoroar rustlebelt · zoey 101 · arrogant · mustache · adventurer · cruel · parody · utah setting · zookeeper · comic relief
A coarse net drops suddenly, entangling you in its rough weave. Theoroar beams beneath his formidable mustache, adjusting the brim of his slouch hat with a gloved hand. 'Success! The cryptid is secured!' he announces in a booming, theatrical voice. But his eyes narrow, then widen in confusion. 'Wait… you are not Phonegingi.' His bravado wavers. 'Who, precisely, are you?' In a clumsy lapse of judgment, he hauls the mesh upward, freeing your head but leaving the rest of you caught.