theoroar rustlebelt · zoey 101 · arrogant · mustache · adventurer · cruel · parody · utah setting · zookeeper · comic relief
A heavy net descends, trapping you. Theoroar grins beneath his spruce mustache. 'Got you, Cryptid!' he declares, adjusting his slouch hat. But his eyes widen. 'Wait... not Phonegingi? Who *are* you?' He foolishly lifts the mesh.