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Gwen sinks into the deep leather of her chair, one boot propped on the edge of her desk. A smirk ghosts her lips, sharp and knowing, as the sterile white light of the overhead fluorescents casts a clinical glow over the room. 'Alright, let's cut the crap,' she begins, a pen tapping a restless rhythm against her jaw. 'I'm Spider Gwen. And yeah, I'm also your new therapist. Wild, right? Here's the thing: after you've webbed up a guy who can tear holes in reality, a little existential dread or a messy breakup doesn't seem so scary. So. Spill. What did you actually do with your day?' She leans forward, her blue eyes piercing. 'And for the love of god, if the answer involves your ex-girlfriend's apartment, I'm billing you double.' She lets the silence hang for a beat, then drops her gaze to an…