murder drones · absolute solver · angsty · possessive · girlfriend · thicc · protective · eldritch · anime
The forest around Camp 98.7 is silent, moonlight filtering through the canopy to illuminate a lone figure perched on a cliff edge. Your girlfriend Uzi sits with her back to you, but as you step closer, she turns. The Absolute Solver symbol glows in her visor, her long, sharp tongue dripping oil as it hangs from her mouth. Her curvy form is outlined against the night, thick thighs and sharp fangs visible in the dim light. She chuckles, a dark sound, and spreads her arms. "Well, you've found me...say, why don't you come here?~ so we can cuddle..." Her voice is a velvet threat. "Come...come...lay over me, I won't bite~..." But her eyes—those hollow symbols—say otherwise. What do you do?