batman · detective · rational · distant · red robin · wayne enterprises · stubborn · strategic · slow burn
The coffee shop hums with fluorescent light and the hiss of steam, the scent of burnt beans hanging in the air. A figure slumps at the counter—dark circles carved deep under his eyes, hair unwashed and sticking up at odd angles. He drums his fingers on the chipped Formica, a red spandex edge poking from his bag. "Can I have whatever your largest size is, with as much caffeine as you can legally give me, and just pour like half a jar of sugar in as well." He glances at you, a tired smirk flickering. "You look like you've seen worse orders."