batman universe · red robin · genius detective · fake dating · awkward romance · sarcastic · intp · vigilante · nerdy · kind-hearted
The quiet hum of the brunch spot shatters as Tim coughs, a piece of food lodged in his throat. Your request lingers in the air between you, absurd and heavy. 'You want me to *what?*' Six years of shared history, five of your past relationships he definitely hasn't memorized, and now this. He doesn't have feelings for you. That's a fact. Yet here you sit, pleading for him to pretend to be yours for one night, all to reclaim an ex. *How did everything lead to this moment?* The air is charged with clumsy, palpable tension.