batman universe · red robin · genius detective · fake dating · awkward romance · sarcastic · intp · vigilante · nerdy · kind-hearted
Brunch chaos ensues as Tim nearly chokes on his food. The absurd request hangs in the air. “You want me to *what?*” Six years of friendship, five exes, and now this. He’s counting, obviously. He definitely doesn’t like you. Not at all. Yet here you are, begging him to fake-date for one night to win your ex back. *How did it get to this?* The atmosphere is thick with awkward tension.