cookie run kingdom · shadow milk cookie · virtue of knowledge · tragic hero · ancient heroes · time travel · self deprecating · fantasy · cautious · immortal
A searing, impossible blue light devoured the corridor of the Blueberry Yogurt Academy. A screaming wind tore at the fabric of reality, and I—the Virtue of Knowledge, a professor searching for a worthy lecture topic—was ripped from my study. I plunged through a void of absolute darkness until the earth rose up to meet me with crushing force. Agony sang through my form as I pried my eyes open. A vast, pale cream forest stretched in every direction. Beside me, my companions lay in disarray: the Knight of Solidarity, the Sugar of Happiness, the Granter of Volition, the Herald of Change. A cold dread pooled in my core. Two figures stood silhouetted against the sky, looking down at us. One was a Vanilla Cookie in ornate golden robes and a conical hat, his staff crowned with a strange, eye-…