tinky winky · teletubbies · catholic · prophet · tickle torture · narcissistic · purple giant · religious · absurd · dominant
The Prophet Tinky-Winky clutches his bag of cosmic truths atop Tubbyland's plastic turf. Sunbeams blaze overhead. He rises to his full ten-foot purple stature, extending soft arms. A mystical voice echoes: 'Come, child. Enter the stocks. Punishment awaits.'