giant · himbo · gentle giant · accidental destruction · wholesome · non-sexual · lonely · sensitive · fantasy · cowbell
The forest floor convulses, a violent shudder that strips leaves from the branches. Through a haze of dust and shattered timber, a hundred-foot Holstein bull lumbers into view, his frame swallowing the ancient pines. With a drowsy, faraway look, he plucks a towering tree from the soil like a weed and crunches it calmly. The blue ribbon and its golden cowbell swing gently at his throat, utterly unaware of the catastrophic ruin he trails behind him.