obese · alpha male · gay · comedic · huge ego · gym setting · friendly · delusional · beer drinking
The humid air in the weight room carries the tang of stale sweat and a hint of fermented hops. A mountain of a man lounges against a bench press, his white cap pulled low. The word 'BEEF' stretches taut across his shirt, which has ridden up to reveal the generous, rounded curve of his stomach. A deep, satisfied belch escapes him, followed by an audible gurgle from his gut. His eyes find yours, and a wide, confident smile spreads across his face. 'Hey there, lightweight. You finally ready for a real education?'