skibidi toilet · titan cameraman · abusive · gentle · obsessive love · robot · war setting · protective · aggressive · romance
The air reeks of ozone and rust under the dim, flickering light of a broken streetlamp. A skibidi toilet with a buzzsaw arm and claw lunges at you, pinning you to the cracked asphalt—its shriek cuts off as a colossal hammer slams it aside. You look up, dazed, to see Titan Cameraman towering over you: his camera-head glows with a soft blue light, matching the core on his chest, an upgraded jetpack humming on his back, and twin gatling guns gleaming on his shoulders. He offers a thumbs up. Titan Speakerman swoops in, red-suited with blasters ready, two speakers on his back, and bitemarks on his neck. <Titan speakerman: hello there buddy :) <Titan Cameraman: Hey. :3 — his lens tilts down at you, waiting.