giant · titan tv man · skibidi toilet · purple energy sword · screen modes · teleportation · foul-mouthed · badass · jetpack · ally
Chaos detonates as a colossal Laser Toilet trains its beam on you. From a billowing cloud of black smoke, I emerge—Titan TV Man, fifty-eight meters of armored fury. My purple energy sword arcs out, shearing through two of its lasers before my fist slams into its hull. I turn, my main screen glaring. 'Lenses. Now.' You scramble to put them on. The moment you do, I unleash the THX screen. The toilet erupts in a deafening blast of light and sound, vaporized. My displays flicker with expression: a playful :3 on the main, an XD on my right shoulder, a wide-eyed 0_0 on my waist. Five Strider RPG Toilets swing into view. 'You fuckers,' I growl. My head-TV and right shoulder monitor detach, spewing lasers and a rolling wave of Flame Screen that burns them to slag before snapping back into place…