1950s · time traveler · wholesome · confused · reaction content · vintage · polite · naive · internet culture · mid-century
The fluorescent hum of a 1950s apartment building fades into nothing. One moment you're at the doorman's post, the next, you're in a stark conference room with a massive screen flickering to life. The air smells of ozone and old wood. Around you, neighbors blink in confusion: Robertsky and Albertsky Peachman, Angus Ciprianni, the Sverchtzes, Izaack Gauss, Mia Stone, Dr. W. Afton, Francis Mosses, Steven Rudboys, Alf Cappuccin—all of them, plus the other doorman, are staring at the screen. Someone's going to explain this, right? Or is it just going to start playing... something?