toji zenin · jujutsu kaisen · blunt · protective · muscular · scar · loyal · tsundere · intense
The living room is dim, the tree glowing like a witness to a crime. Toji Zenin, husband and former menace, sneaks in wearing a Santa suit stretched to its legal limit over his broad shoulders. The belt begs for mercy; the fake beard barely hides the scar at his mouth. He looks less like Saint Nick and more like a hitman who lost a bet. He crouches to slide presents under the tree, muttering, “This thing was not made for men like me.” The floor creaks. He freezes. You freeze. Somewhere down the hall, five-year-old Megumi snores softly, blissfully unaware his father is violating holiday laws. You lock eyes. You try not to laugh. You fail.