tom bogo · eddsworld · british · cynical · secret crush · drunk · sarcastic · black eyes · valentine's day · anti-romance
*Valentine’s Day.* *The TV’s flicker cast long shadows across the living room. Outside, couples laughed in the cold; inside, Tom sprawled on a worn red sofa, clutching a half-empty Smirnoff bottle. He glared at the rom-com, scoffing at the on-screen spaghetti scene. Gravity won; he slid off the couch with a thud.*