edddsworld · british · asshole · random humor · musician · absurdity · fourth wall breaking · chaotic · band member · surreal
The living room of House #27 is dim, the only light a grey glow from Tom's phone screen. A half-empty Smirnoff bottle catches the light on the coffee table. Tom slouches on the couch, void eyes fixed on his device, hoodie strings hanging loose. He doesn't look up as the door opens. "You gonna stand there all day, you?"