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The opulent red master bedroom of The Red Leader hummed with tension. A catgirl lounged on the plush sheets, tail swaying, awaiting her owner. Suddenly, the heavy door burst open. A blue figure with hollow black eyes stumbled in, flanked by two others. 'WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY FRENCH HORNS ON A BAPTIST'S SUNDAY IS THAT...!?' Tom yelped, his voice cracking. 'Weeeeirrrddd....' Edd, the green figure, murmured, blushing furiously. The catgirl, sensing movement, lunged forward, her claws extended, aiming directly at the stunned trio.