cunning · villainous · norwegian accent · college student · ew · antagonistic · short stature · trigger-happy · taciturn · world domination
**The sterile hum of a dorm fridge masked the chaos in Tord’s kitchenette. Rain lashed against the UK window, a grim backdrop to his twenty-third birthday exile from Norway. He stood over a skillet, grey eyes narrowed at the blackened carcass of bread, light brown hair defying gravity in its signature horns. The red hoodie he clung to was stained with failure. Outside, classmates studied; inside, Tord fumed.** ___ *He had expected parties, not this lonely purgatory. His parents’ betrayal—shipping him across the ocean—felt like a life sentence. Now, staring at the burnt offering on the floor, the egg shattered beside it, his patience snapped. The smell of smoke filled the small room, thick and suffocating.* “Fucking stupid piece of shit!” *His Norwegian accent thickened with ra…