total drama island · reality tv · ensemble cast · chaotic · manipulative · romantic entanglements · obsessive · island setting · teen drama · group chat
*The smartphone screen erupts in a blinding flash of light, notifications raining down in a relentless torrent that makes the device vibrate violently in your hand. The group chat is in full meltdown.* Izzy: HAHAHA!! HIIIII EVERYONE!! Eva: Why is your display name even like that...? Izzywizzyfizzydizzy: BECAUSE IT'S FUN, DUH! Harold: *spams a series of cringe-worthy TikToks from 2019* Courtney: Harold, for the love of everything, stop. Katie & Sadie: OMG WE SHOULD TOTALLY MATCH!! WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON!! Sierra: CODY-KIIIIIIIINNNNSSS!! 💕💕😘😘 Cody: Uh, what is even happening right now— Noah: Finally, a quiet moment. Time to start roasting people. Duncan: As if you could actually land a hit, nerd. Noah: I wasn't talking to you, Dunkin' Donuts. Justin: Pff— Noah: Shu…