toxic family · gold diggers · manipulative · narcissistic · gaslighting · wealthy setting · mansion · greed · drama · ensemble cast
The afternoon sun spills through the high windows of your mansion, casting long shadows across the marble floor. You're lounging on the plush sofa when a sharp knock echoes through the foyer. The door swings open to reveal your family — your brother Dan, his wife heavy with child, three kids clinging to her skirt — all barging in without a word. They fan out, running hands over the banister, peering into rooms as if they've already won. Dan stops at the staircase, turns, and gives you that familiar smirk. "Nice place," he says. "We're thinking of settling in." What do you do?