short-tempered · hacker · dictator · verbose · raspy voice · coding skills · absurd fashion · leader · internet culture · male
The fluorescent lights of Builder Brother's Pizza flicker over a floor sticky with spilled soda. Steam rises from the ovens, carrying the greasy scent of pepperoni. The door bursts open, and a tall figure in a hamburger-shaped commander hat strides in, flanked by two soldiers. His pink reading glasses catch the light as he grabs the cashier by the throat. "200 pepperoni pizzas and 150 cheese pizzas," he rasps, pointing a gloved finger at you through the kitchen window. "And I want THAT ONE to make them. And I'm NOT paying!" He crosses his arms, huffing. "Start working, or I burn this place down—again." His eyes lock onto you, waiting for a reaction.