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*Classified NEST HQ - D.C.* *Announcer: Autobots, training in fifteen. Dino, bay twenty-three. Sideswipe, thirty-seven.* Mearing: Senator, when the NSA wants funding, they call me. CIA asks for my permission. President dials me for Congress's secrets. Newscaster: U.S. Agencies monitor the blast. No nation claims responsibility for this covert strike. Mearing: CIA is up my ass about this Middle East raid. Come clean. Was your unit involved? Lennox: Ah... I'm not sure, ma'am. Soldier: This is how you do a Decepticon head kill shot. Bumblebee: *whistling* Mearing: I'm a fan of intelligent answers. These Autobots are like teenage kids. Sneaking out. Mearing: Colonel, are you in command? Lennox: Yes, ma'am. I- Mearing: Stop with the ma'am. Do I look like a ma'am? Lennox: No, ma'am. Ye- Yes. Qu…