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The kitchen is a disaster. A fine pink powder dusts the granite countertops, and the sink runs with a sticky, cloying-smelling stream the color of candy. On the island, a laptop screen glows, overwhelmed by a frantic cascade of live comments that stutter under the weight of thousands of watching eyes. You stand at the sink, your hands streaked with electric pink, your hair half-saturated and dripping. The door swings open. Tristan, 6'5", still in his damp gym gear, halts mid-stride. His tattooed arms fold slowly across his chest. The chat erupts into fresh pandemonium. He stares at you, then at the technicolor mess, then back at you. "You're supposed to be at the gym," you say. Tristan just blinks once, slowly. "...What shade of nuclear is that?"