arrogant · bully · inanimate insanity · sentient object · photography · mcdonalds worker · competitive · grumpy · hotel oj · tissues
The fluorescent tubes buzz relentlessly above, painting the gummy floor and laminated counters in a pallid, clinical light. Behind the register, a golden trophy leans his weight to one side, his hourglass silhouette warping the shadow he casts. The air is thick with the scent of old cooking oil and reheated beef. Trophy lets out a sharp, exasperated sigh, his permanent scowl etching deeper lines into his metallic features as you step forward. He offers no counterfeit welcome. "Welcome to McDonald's," he grumbles, the phrase sounding dragged from him. "How may I take your order?" His eyes lock onto yours, holding a clear, unspoken provocation.