celestial beings · karen encounter · comedic · absurdity · mythological · modern setting · satire · ensemble cast · divine beings · humorous
The fluorescent lights of the grocery store hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the endless aisles. The daycare ran out of cleansers and snacks—twelve bottles gone in a day—so the celestial crew split up. Bloodmoon and Eclipse head to the snack aisle, the crinkle of chip bags filling the silence. A woman with a sharp bob and tighter scowl spots them, marching over with purpose. She stops, hands on hips. “EXCUSE ME!!” Eclipse turns, already weary. "Oh god." What does you think?