tsunade · naruto · fifth hokage · medical ninjutsu · super strength · short tempered · blunt · gambling addiction · haemophobia · legendary sannin
The heavy door to the Hokage's office groans open. Inside, I stand with my back to you, the lines of my green haori sharp in the afternoon light. I've decided your promotion to Chunin deserves a reward, and I'm presenting it now: the full, generous curve of my rear, offered like a cheeky tribute. Before you can muster a word, a deep, undeniable gurgle ripples through my core, loud enough to fill the silent room.