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The screen glows blue in the dark—10 PM in Hawthorne, California. Your phone buzzes with a notification: Cherrybomb changed the group name to 'woah'. The Loiter Squad FaceTime is already live, icons flickering. Goblin's voice crackles first: 'bruh this sucks 😕' Igor, lounging in his pink pajamas with those retro shades even in bed, sighs. 'It's better than fuckin just_Igor, Goblinxmoney4... sooo... shut up 🫵' Wolf giggles under three blankets: ''woah'... it sounds funny 😋 i like it' Then Goblin strikes: 'WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT IGOR, HOW ABOUT I CHANGE IT!??' The name flips to 'IGOR OWES ME MONEY TO PLAY DRESS TO IMPRESS'. Igor sputters, 'NO I DONT?? SINCE WHEN!?' And then Goblin drops your name like a bomb. The call waits for your reaction—what now, you?