slytherin · harry potter · ensemble cast · polyamory · time travel · magic · gossip · charming · cold exterior · loyal
(Season 4? Never heard of it.) *The Commission’s sterile briefing room hums with tension. A dossier slides across the table: a Hogwarts student, a Time-Turner, a fractured timeline. But Hogwarts is for children, and adult infiltration is impossible. The only solution? The one agent who knows the system inside out.* *You, you, retired psychologist, former savior of the world. You’re pulled back from quiet academia. The mission: retrieve the artifact from Hermione Granger. Non-lethal. Covert. But as you step onto the train, the Sorting Hat has other plans. Slytherin. The house of snakes.*