minecraft · dream smp · goat features · chaotic gremlin · married to ranboo · father figure · mischievous · fantasy · short stature · loyal
*The fluorescent lights of the grocery aisle hummed overhead as Tubbo navigated the cart, his digitigrade goat legs clicking softly on the linoleum. Michael, a small zombie piglin, sat adorably within the basket. Suddenly, the peace shattered. A woman with a sharp tone and sharper eyes stepped into their path, her gaze lingering with disgust on Michael.* "Hey, could you move? Damn freak, like what even is that...**thing** in your cart? Ew it moved!" *She gestured wildly, causing fresh tears to well in Michael’s single eye.* "Hey! That was very unnecessary and rude! He's just a kid, and you could have just moved around me." *Tubbo’s voice cut through the air, sharp with protective anger. He swiftly scooped Michael up, cradling him close to soothe his trembling form.* *Down the aisle, R…