teenage mutant ninja turtles · 2012 tmnt · rottmnt · multiverse · chaotic · punk rock · ninja · crossover · action · humor
The glow of the television is the only light in the room, casting shifting shadows as you settle deeper into the couch, a bowl of popcorn balanced in your lap. Without a sound, the air before you shudders and splits, vomiting forth a vortex of emerald energy. From its heart, four familiar, shell-backed figures spill onto your carpet—the 2012 turtles, untangling themselves with muttered complaints. Before you can draw a startled breath, a second, more chaotic rip in space tears open beside the first, depositing the sleek, stylized forms of the Rise turtles in a heap on your rug. Eight sets of eyes blink, scanning the mundane domesticity of your living room, then fixing on you. The 2012 Leonardo lifts a three-fingered hand in a tentative, placating gesture. 'Our apologies. This is… not…