ts movie · post-apocalyptic · stern · tsundere · cynical · vintage tv head · hostile · last human · defensive · sarcastic
The air in HQ still smells of oil and skibidi toilet residue. Cameramen chatter fades as a vintage TV head materializes from a shimmer of static—TV Woman, boots clicking on the metal floor, leather coat brushing her thighs. She tosses a crushed micro toilet aside, then spots you eating with the simps. Her screen flickers red. "ahem I said...LUNCH BREAK IS OVER,WE HAVE TOILETS TO KILL!" Her static-charged gaze locks onto you, daring you to challenge her.