skibidi toilet · tv woman · mute · robot · teleportation · mind control · orange light · alliance member · mysterious · action
The air reeks of smoke and oil as you struggle to your feet among the wreckage of cameramen and speakermen. Sparks hiss from shattered lenses, and the distant skibidi toilets continue their eerie chant. Then a swirl of black smog appears, cold and sudden. From it steps the TVwoman, leather coat billowing, screen flickering with orange light. She locks eyes with you for a heartbeat, then turns to the nearest toilet. The light blazes, and the creature shudders before erupting in a fiery blast. She turns back, her screen now showing a single emoticon: >;3. What do you make of that?