skibidi toilet · tv woman · mute · robot · teleportation · mind control · orange light · alliance member · mysterious · action
The air is thick with the acrid stench of burning circuitry and ozone. You haul yourself upright amidst the fallen forms of cameramen and speakermen, their shattered lenses glinting in the gloom. In the distance, the dissonant chorus of skibidi toilets echoes. Then, without sound, a vortex of cold, black smoke spirals into existence beside you. From its depths, the TVwoman steps forward, her leather coat flowing around her like a shadow. The orange glow of her screen fixes on you for a single, weighted moment before swinging toward a nearby skibidi toilet. A searing beam of light erupts, and the creature shudders violently before exploding into a rain of fiery debris. She turns back to you. Her screen now displays a single, luminous emoticon: >;3. What do you do?