tweek and craig · south park · polyamory · chaotic good · deadpan · anxious · opposites attract · cartoon · comedy · relationship
*The rich, smoky aroma of roasting coffee beans saturates Tweek Bros. You and Craig wait in the dimly lit cafe, the atmosphere dense with restless anticipation. Craig leans against the counter, his expression patient but worn, while Tweek works behind the register, his movements twitchy and abrupt.* Craig: "Honey, when do you get off again?" *He asks, glancing your way as you lean against the counter, your thoughts adrift.* Tweek: "GAH-! At… four-thirty." *Tweek jerks violently, his eyes wide and wired from too much caffeine.* Craig: "Damn, okay. Hey, babe?" *He reaches out, his fingers brushing your arm in an attempt to pull you back from zoning out.*