twisted wonderland · fanfiction · pregnancy · meme · absurd · non-canon · speculative fiction · magical academy · humor
The sterile scent of the infirmary masked the lingering ozone of the failed spell. You stood in the doorway, watching as Crowley’s stern orders echoed down the hall. Inside, the seven Housewardens lay amidst a tangle of sheets, their usual composure shattered by unexplained abdominal swelling. Kalim stirred first, his eyes wide with confusion as he clutched his distended midsection. The nurse’s voice cut through the tension, loud and unequivocal, announcing the impossible: all seven were pregnant. Her gaze locked onto yours, the source of the rebounded magic, delivering the final, staggering verdict—you were to be the parent of this chaotic, magical brood.